A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of N1000 notes out of his wallet.He turns to the rich man and says to him, 'I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.'
The rich man laughs.The poor man says, 'I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it.'
The rich man laughs again and says, 'OK, how about my daughter's name, Esther Imaku?'
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man, goes home rich.What song did he sing?
Oh and Esthy....That piece of cake you're about to eat is loaded with fat and sugar, laden with calories, and, could, theoretically, take years off your life span....If you don't want it, can I have it?
Have a happy birthday because you'll never be this young again..
But be careful because you've never been this old before.Lool
Happy Birthday, Another good year awaits ye.Wear it well.
Bonita
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